Perfectly Twisted

TWENTY REASONS
WHY YOU SHOULD DATE A DOCTOR

They have the tool - the stethoscope.
They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work.
They can give you a free medical consultation. That is everyone's favorite, right?
You save yourself from the embarrassment of going to a doctor with an infection.
They are smart, or at least dedicated! Entering and actually finishing medicine is no joke.
They know their anatomy well, especially the "know-what-works-and-where" part.
They are wild party people during weekends.
"Let's play doctor."
They are well trained to listen.
They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!
They always have a strange new story to tell.
They offer you a tissue if you feel like crying. It's a reflex action.
They can stay up all night if you want them to. They are used to on-calls.
They can guide you in the gym. That's one of the cases where anatomy comes into play.
Money! They work long hours and even years for it.
Free medical samples.
They are "unshockables"!
They know what you want to hear and say it.
They always dress nicely! It is a dress code for them, you see.
They are trained in breaking bad news in the nicest way possible.